Sunday, 26 April 2015

The Toilet of Doom

We have a toilet of doom. A dunny of despair. A crapper of vermin.

The public toilet has been attracting some local wildlife lately, and it sucks.

When we first arrived there were a few toads that used to get in there overnight and there have always been a few spiders, but it's gotten ridiculous.

It started yesterday, with a 60cm tree snake deciding to hide out in there. He was hanging out in the scrub out the front, then came up to the cellar door to have a look, then got spooked and legged it to the dunny to hide out. Josh bravely ventured in there, and he slithered off and up a tree and onto the roof.

Today, there was a little field mouse hanging out in there. He wasn't in great shape, but he was still alive. Again, Josh bravely ventured in there and scooped him up and released him back into the wild.

They say bad things come in threes, so I wonder what will be in there tomorrow. My guess is a wild pig.

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